Who would win — Mossback Tortoise vs Old Salt Captain Hew?
Mossback Tortoise would beat Old Salt Captain Hew. Old Salt Captain Hew charges forward, ready to unleash a mighty Anchor Throw!
Mossback Tortoise
mythical
"Slow, steady, sleepy."
Power
78
Speed
18
Smarts
85
Shell Bunker
80
Old Salt Captain Hew
mythical
"I have outlived three of my ships."
Power
78
Speed
55
Smarts
82
Anchor Throw
80
Battle breakdown
Old Salt Captain Hew charges forward, ready to unleash a mighty Anchor Throw! But the Mossback Tortoise, unfazed, simply hunkers down, its legendary durability shielding it from the blow. The Captain waits, and waits, and waits... until he's completely worn out. The tortoise, still napping, wins by simply being too patient!
How they stack up — facts, stats & context
Both Mossback Tortoise and Old Salt Captain Hew are mythicals, making this a head-to-head within the same class.
Stat advantages
- Speed: Old Salt Captain Hew leads (18 vs 55) — a 37-point gap.
- Smarts: Mossback Tortoise leads (85 vs 82) — a 3-point gap.
About Mossback Tortoise
- Has lived in the same garden for two hundred years.
- Naps so deeply that birds nest on his shell.
About Old Salt Captain Hew
- Has been declared dead at sea four separate times.
- His parrot is mostly clockwork and only knows two phrases, both rude.
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